AN ACCURATE 2013 HOROSCOPE This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you’ll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning … and it only gets worse from there. ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny… Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward. TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20) Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centred and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not forward. GEMINI - The Twin (May 21 to June 20) Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosey. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward. CANCER - The Beauty (June 21 to July 22) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer’s love is one of a kind… Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward. LEO - The Lion (July 23 to August 22) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo’s problem becomes everyone’s problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward. VIRGO - The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward. LIBRA - The Lame One (September 23 to October 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with… you might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward. SCORPIO - The Addict (October 23 to November 21) EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humour. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad Luck if you do not forward. SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offence forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward. CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini’s. Likes to cook but would rather go out To eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not forward. AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they’re not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not forward. PISCES - The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20) Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the centre of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humour!!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
(Pisces) Yup that sounds like me
Older woman do things better, the simple things are more wonderful to them. Like a simple bed in front of a fire. What more can i say
My chain heavy, My chain heavy, My chain too heavy! God damn master my chain is too heavy!?! How the hell ima meant to work in this heat with this god damn CHAIN?! Every time i raise my arms to dig i lose part of my soul! God DAM! an Today i lost my mother AND farther! And master you expect me to work?! My chain heavy, My chains to heavy! My tears are way too worthless that wont bring them back, that wont do anything except make me look more weak! So i grit my teeth and whisper to myself Don’t give up now! Just a little more persistence.
How the hell can i see with all this sweat pouring into my eyes!? You say wipe it off Boi! How the hell can i do that maser with this stupid chain! My chain heavy, My chain to heavy!
One day ill break out of these chains! And tell maser peace!
Thoughts of a slaves in the 21st century.
It’s him that kid, his always talking and always joking always on his phone always leaving early, always looks like a hot mess like he was out last night. But yet it seems like he thinks this is a playground where he can run around chasing the girls, flirting with the girls, scaring the girls an upsetting them, dude your at work. Who does this kid think he is ? Never have i seen a young man just glide through life where everyone likes him. Who does this kid think he is ? Saying the most rudest things at the most inappropriate times.
His a little shit alright, on his phone all day while his meant to be working! His a little shit all right, on his phone talking to people! Ima stand here and watch him, lets see how long this twat takes to notice me. Ima stand here and make him feel uncomfortable. Ima stand here and make him realize he has a obligation of professionalism to this store!
Why the hell is he waving at me ? The cheek of this little fool. The cheek of this young man. I mean talk about rude. I mean talk about being cocky. That kid who is always talking and always laughing like he has not a care in the world. That kid! Better not change.
She says she don’t love me but
- she calls me 10 times a day.
- She text’s me every chance she gets.
- Shes always hinting me for a date.
- She calls me when shes drunk.
- She calls me when shes high.
- She calls me when shes crying outrageously.
- She calls me when her boyfriend has done something stupid.
- She disappears for a while then calls me.
- She say’s she don’t love me. I’m sorry i never said it first.
Every new person I meet that act like they wanna live but fail to take a chance is a fucking pussy.
It’s the bare minimum.
I hate the fact when ever I meet a new girl I either have to dumb myself down to there level of thinking or I only have to show 10 percent of myself, which makes them laugh and curious of me so we swap our information. Only to learn they are the most boring individualise I’ve ever meet. With no back done and there own humanity is so ugly it eats at me. If your my age and all you can converse about is partying and work that shit don’t make you anything, except a really popular dormant worker ant.
Like Fuck I really miss my humble beginnings where conversations where heading towards politics, history, nature, the patterns that show up in different human cultures, talking in French and learning how to develop into a magnificent human being. Meeting someone you should really be able to learn something from them, if you cant be used then your useless harsh but so true. There should really always be a Thank you and Your welcome moment between two people.
After my accident I have learned nothing in life is promised except death. So why live it like your waiting to die ? 50 Cent said something once which will always stay with me. ”When the director say’s cut none of my things go away the big house is still there, nice cars are there, attractive woman are there. When he yells cut to them, everything goes away”………Who would you rather be ?
It has been the hardest blow, emotionally, that I have had to endure. Suddenly you realise that tomorrow may not come. I now live by the motto: “YOLO.”
I wanna write a book about an unbelievable year i shared with my friend Jamie. Honestly i have loads of stories i want to write down because shit I’ve lived already. One story well night out, that really sticks out is the first time i meet Sean, Martin, Charlie and Jordan. Jamie had the hook up like he always does we linked these posh girls and it all started with us chilling in a private garden.That night i raced James bonds daughter down the street, climbed a building into a house party twice, pissed on a roof, fell into a water bucket and got kicked out of that house party.
A memory i have which will forever stay with me. It would be cool to write a teen show or movie because where all those writers write stories based on other people lives, I would be able to write stuff based on things I’ve lived. But meh how much has 20 year old done that a 40 year old sitting in a office writing his new plot for a new crazy teen show hasn’t done. Shit loads nigga shit loads
You can go from walking thinking why hasn’t this girl hit me up today. To why the fuck has this guy just punched me an ran off ? then to hello police I’ve just been stabbed. In that instant i found out how short life really is, about the speed of the blink of your eyes. I have found out a lot i would of never known if this never happened. Some friends don’t really care about you and some friends really really do. I found out that family is family and they will always there for you. The two girls i love don’t love me, they both burned me like I’ve never been burned before 20 minutes after the operation i had to save my life…ironic i know. But whats love to me anyway ? more and more i think i just love a girl who’s a bitch and gives me attention. The one girl that loves me i don’t love her back an that annoys me.
In the end it feels like this was meant to happen like a timer finally coming to the end of its rope, in a bid to re-spark it. When i talk to people now i feel i have the upper hand because nothing they can say can hurt me, or make me feels small. Because I’ve been through something God hoping they will never go through. Life can never really be the same again well it can but i wont allow it to. I’ve been just going through the motions of life which is horrible, i still have the desire to do great things. The words ‘Stallone has so much potential but needs to stop being lazy and start working’ the words from my head of year teacher at school, words which ring loud and painful now.